shrooms

a hallucinogenic drug; a type of mushroom that when eaten will cause hallucinations. The most common way to take them is to eat them after they have been dried (and on a pizza mmmmm...). You can also eat them in chocolates (sometimes in the shape of a frog) altho I wouldn't recommend this cuz you sometimes have to eat a lot of these in order to trip really hard.
It can take about an hour to an hour and a half for some to start to feel the effects. Some people will feel nauseous or even have pain in their knees or other joints but this is usually brief and tolerable, then the real fun begins.
The pupils will dilate and motor skills become uncoordinated and somewhat sluggish, like being drunk but yet very awake too. Hallucinations depend on the amount taken and usually include stuff like the patterns on your living room floor moving and twisting around, walls "breathing", light trails, colors become very bright and vivid, and generally you start to laugh at everything. A trip will last about 6-8 hrs (again depending on the amount) and since you digest the shrooms they will not show up on drug tests, but I'm not a doctor so I'm not totally sure about this.
The next day (if you have partaken the night before) the person will sometimes have a really bad headache and joint pains again. This is typical since you essentially just "poisoned" yourself the night before. But it was a lot of fun wasn't it?

shroomer #1: wow man.... i think the shrooms are starting to kick in. i can't believe how red that shirt is... it's just sooo ... sooo ... fuckin RED... wow so beautiful man.
shroomer #2: hey we should watch that movie spirit: stallion of the cimmarons or something. that would be so coool man..
shroomer #1: yeah ... jon bon.. HEY lets go outside and throw a road flare into a garbage can!
shroomer #2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeahh hahaha HAHAHA yeah man. YEAH

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