not my rip

short-hand for indicating that a movie that you're posting for download online was not digitized into computer form from the dvd or vhs ("ripped") by you personally.

not my rip. all the episodes of "beavis and butt-head".

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piece on the side

not your girlie friend or boyfriend, but rather your piece on the side. ya'll just hook it up once in awhile in a non-committed type way.

I just broke up with my girliefriend, but at least I still got my piece on the side. I'll sext her a booty call later.

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kitty cuffs

tames the pussy. Linked by a chain and intended to keep the kitty secure until Keys can get the kitty off. two little cuffs. or a little cuff for the kitty and a big one that's attached to the guy and connects to the kitty. popularized in the '70s by Steve Martin.

"Anybody have any kitty cuffs? Either two little ones, to go around the little paws... or a big one that's attached to me and then connects to the cat. I found out my cat was embezzling from me, so I've gotta get a little pair... of kitty handcuffs, so... Well, I found out that when I'm away, she goes to the mailbox, picks up the checks, take them down to the bank and cashes them. The way I caught her, I went out to her little house, where she sleeps at night, and there was like $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. And you can't return them, because they have spit all over them.. I don't know where she is now, I guess she went out to Catalina, or something like that, I don't know... She bought a catamaran... She got it out of a catalog... This is a catastrophe!"
- Steve Martin