helm of disintegration

A magical warcraft item that only exists on family guy. Also, cannot be used by paladins. apparently incredibly erotic.

Lois: I'm a naughty school girl, and i need to be punished!
Peter: i'm a level eighty paladin... something something something helm of disintegration.
Lois: Paladins can't wield the helm of disintegration!

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Female Parts

Titties, pussy, girl ass, girl mouth, and the magical fourth hole

i love to stick my man parts in female parts!!!!!
it's sexy when two ladies put their female parts in each other's mouths

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San Diego Sausage Roll

1. When three gay men suck each other off in a big homosexual orgy while a fourth gay man reads aloud from Perez Hilton's blog.
2. The sexual act of fucking the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper (otherwise known as a Mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.

1. Don: Hey, did you read Perez' new blog entry?
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger gave me AIDS

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