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Poorly attended Pub containing losers: Fat old men sitting at the bar lechering over the barmaids. Sky sports is playing the darts as they nurse their pints, fart and eat peanuts. Loser Boozers are often Wetherspoon's during the day, as the beer is cheap and they sell foods-because those that frequent the Loser Boozer can't work microwaves
"Shall we go to 'The Queen's Head' for a pint?"
"Nah man it's a right loser boozer in there"
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where you use an erect nipple as a golfing tee, to help with a driving shot down the fairway.
My girlfriend and I went golfing the other day but i left all my tees at home. "Not to worry" she said as she whacked her tits out and i tittied off (past tense of tittying off) right there and then!
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where you use an erect nipple as a golfing tee, to help with a driving shot down the fairway.
My girlfriend and I went golfing the other day but i left all my tees at home. "Not to worry" she said as she whacked her tits out and i tittied off (past tense of tittying off) right there and then!
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playing with some bitch's nipples with their thumbs as if they were buttons on a gameboy
"fucked this bird last night. We started off just gameboying, then we had sex"
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