dink

to stick something up your ass

Me: Where is the remote
Sal: I don't know
Me: Did you dink it?

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dropped a bomb

to fart very loud and act like nothing happend

Wade to co-worker:
Our boss dropped a bomb on me today.

Ronald: What do you mean?

Wade: She came into my cubicle and was explaining to me how to do something when she farted really loud and acted like nothing happend. then she finished explaining and left before I could ask any questions. As if i could

Ronald: lol lol lol, she did that to me before too

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Ballhair Cocktail

when you put ball hairs in someone's drink before they drink it

Sprinkle! Sprinkle! Ballhair Cocktail.

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bim

balls in mouth

I'd like to bim her.

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Ballsack Mohawk

1.when you shave your pubes into a mohawk, the mohawk must extent from you taint to your dick with no other hair in the pubic region

I need help shaving my balls into a ballsack mohawk.

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