bi-winning

Not to be confused with bipolar, bi-winning is a psychiatric condition characterised by winning. Symptoms include: winning here, winning there, and the ability to bang seven gram rocks and finish them.

People with bi-winning have one speed and one gear, namely "GO!". It is believed that they have a different a different heart, a different brain, and the blood of a tiger. It is also hypothesised that their brains fire in a way which is not from this particular terrestrial realm.

"I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there." Charlie Sheen