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When you pay your bill at a bar, restaurant, or any place that expects you to tip, and you get your change in small bills, heavy on the $1's.
"Dammit! I paid $12 for 2 beers, and got $8 back in ones! What am I gonna do with all this stripper change?"
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Main man of Mumford & Sons, he's an amazing multi-instrumentalist. Playing loads of instruments such as mandolin, guitar, drums, accordion, and others, he is pure talent!
Guy #1: "Did you see Marcus Mumford playing with Laura Marling the other night?"
Guy #2: "Man, he was awesome! He was playing like 4 different instruments at once!"
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