Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

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Flip Top Head

Someone who can eat large amounts of food at a rapid pace.

He must have a flip top head because he can shovel in that bowl of pasta.

Ixna

Pig Latin for nix, to end

Ixna heta artypa! Opsca!!!

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ding-boofus

When a guy acts like a complete moron

A guy who mistakes crazy glue for eye drops is an epic ding-boofus

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A couple fries short of a Happy Meal

Nuts, Crazy

That guy is making no sense at all. He must be a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

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Couple of quarts low

Stupid, idiotic, dumb

Man, he is such an idoit! He must be running a couple of quarts low.

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SOL

Sort of Lucky

Even though I lost all of my money on the slots, I'm SOL that is was my dead uncle's money that I used.

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