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Inshallah

The muslim way of saying no or never.

Bae: Are you sure you're going to marry me? We've already done it all.

Nae: Inshallah, I will!

by nomanito December 20, 2018


Broper

A bro who gropes.

Charlie: Man, is MJ really a broper?

Sheen: Maybe he's a gang banger you never know...I dunno bro, let's hug it out!

by nomanito September 23, 2016


bhenchod

It's like the exclamation point at the middle or end of every sentence for people mostly from South Asia.

David: Hey man how you doing?

Amir: Not good bhenchod

David: Woah bhenchod

Amir: What bhenchod?

by nomanito May 08, 2016


Checkered Shirt

Also known as tablecloth or ironing cloth in South Asia, especially Pakistan. Repurposed as a cleaning tool after wear and tear.

Super: Hey Mom, I'm going out. How does this checkered shirt look?

Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?

by nomanito June 20, 2019


Booty

The final stage in the evolution of a butt.

Flat (you're spanking bones) > Petite (awww it's cute) > Apple (nice to eat and look) > Bubble (Instagram certified thicc) > Booty (ticket to rap videos)

Best served with skinny jeans, leggings and yoga pants.

Nicki: Boy you got a nice booty on you!

Minhaj: Boo, I'm Hassan Minhaj, I've got everything nice going on!

by nomanito March 15, 2019


Wowman

A man who is just wow.

Not to be confused with woman, which is similar to man in terms of species, but better.

Owen: Owen is such a wowman.

Wilson: What's a wowman?

Owen: Wow

Wilson: Man

by nomanito March 14, 2019