Brodeur

A mythical creature from the land of mayhem. Brodeurs typically live in places with ferns and snack on muffins. The females are exceptionally good cooks while the males are exceptionally strong and intimidating. There is also an abundance of Brodeurs living in Massachussetts.

Damn, those Brodeur women really can cook!

Guy 1: Hey what happened to little Timmay?

Guy 2: HE STOLE FROM A BRODEUR AND LOST HIS ARMS AND LEGS!

Brodeur: NEVER STEAL FROM A BRODA!

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