Australia

Australia is a place where every single person is bloody sunburnt and there are more bogans than you can poke a stick at. Lots of venemous snakes and spiders, koalas are the spawn of satan, kangaroos with beat the shit out of you, emus are scary, and cassowaries will fuckin kill you so you better fuckin run cunt.
(Note: I am Australian, and yes I am calling myself an bogan idiot, but ya know, take some ya loose some)

Australia: a country full of stupid people
"When my pommy English teacher moved to Australia, she had a constant sunburn for three months!"

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Sakura Haruno

Sakura Haruno is the main female protagonist in the TV series/anime 'Naruto'. She was placed on a team with Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze and Sasuke Uchiha, tutored by Kakashi Hatake. She is shown to have an obsessive crush on Sasuke Uchiha; an emo loser who wants to kill his brother. After Sasuke leaves, she acquires one of the Legendary Sannin, Tsunade Senju, as her teacher. Even though she spent time working hard under her teacher, and became able to break things with her bare hands and heal almost everything, she remains a thirsty thot, who doesn't know how to control her emotions. She is frequently seen screaming at and bashing Naruto over the head for trivial reasons, showing that she doesn't know how to show manners or proper self-control.

Sakura Haruno: a poorly-created character who is emotionally unstable, from the TV series/anime Naruto
"Damn, Sakura is really useless."
"Jeez, you're acting like Sakura."
"Wow I really don't like how females are portrayed in Naruto. Sakura is a really unstable character, and I don't like how she was made."
"The only time I like Sakura is when she's in a strong!Sakura fanfic."

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