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i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 April 28, 2011

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my wonderful girl

a phrase used to denote wonderfulness by a man for a woman.

Can be considered negative by women who find their current guy saying things like this about other women.

Found occasionally through old text, from things such as Facebook, where one man would say it about a woman in the past but never to a woman he is currently with.

"Have you heard the news? I'm in a relationship. She is my wonderful girl (insert skank's name here)."

Later, "Oh no, baby she was never my wonderful girl, you are!"

Yeah right, player

by nonymoose999 April 29, 2011