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The successor to the spitball, not as gross but infinitely more painful. A hornet is a folded piece of paper, bullet-like in appearance, which is shot from an elastic band stretched between the thumb and index finger, at bare skin and unsuspecting heads. Very useful for sending notes with the added bonus of annoying the hell out of the receiver. Usually favored and obsessed over by militaristic kids who love practicing their head-shots/nut-shots on quiet kids or SPEDs. They can also be recycled for use as spitballs.
"What the hell was that?"
"Giant fly. Now could you pass me that hornet on the ground beside you there?"
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Laughing silently:
1) What you're probably doing right now if you're on this site reading definitions instead of doing your damn homework, and not supposed to be on the computer. Usually accompanied by snorts and gasps, as well as tearing of the eyes and spasms.
2) What you do when your friend's brother disses your friend real good, and you don't want your friend to get pissed at you for laughing your ass off.
1) Parent: "Son, what are you doing up there? What's so funny? You better not be on that Urban Dictionary site!"
Son: "*buckling with silent laughter* Sh-hart! Ha ha ha ha...!"
2) Brother: "Go give Kevin's sis a hot Carl, you fucking SP.ED."
You: "Hee..Hee...*silent laughing*"
Friend: "What the fuck are you laughing for, get the hell out of my house!"
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The game that made many Halo fans immediately drop playing Halo 3 online for "more realistic" gameplay, in Call of Duty 4. Frequently causes said Halo fans to diss the shit out of it, later crawling back through the doggy door sorrowfully and returning to their beloved Master Chief. Could possibly be replaced by Vegas 2 in terms of Xbox Live fads.
"Halo 3 sucks! Call of Duty 4 owns it."
"You fucking traitor."
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Attention seeker. Emo boys have sad, miserable sex with eachother and emo chicks.
Emo girl/guy: "Oh Jimmy, my life sucks, you're all I have, lets fuck and cry about our misery together, and write a poem after..."
Emo guy: "*in his head* Sweet. This is why I became emo."
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Spiderman saves your life once, and once only.
"What'd he say?"
"Apparently everybody gets one..."
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A slightly over-rated classic rock band; the reason that there is a prism with a rainbow shooting out on that shirt you bought, just 'cos you thought it looked cool and had no idea what it was from.
"So, you like Pink Floyd eh? Me too!"
"Uhhh... What?"
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