obamutt

someone who is of mixed race

Paul and his wife enjoy Los Angeles because of the melting pot of whites, blacks, mexicans, asians, and all the rest of the obamutts out there.

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norftown

north las vegas, the dirtiest, most crime ridden area of las vegas

Paul doesn't know exactly how to explain to his wife that he got car-jacked in norftown by a legitimate Vegas crackhead transexual hooker in a drug deal gone bad.

9👍 2👎

roadrash

imaginary record label you sign a band/artist/cd to as you chuck their cd angrily out of your passenger side window
going 90 mph down the highway

Paul's taste in music is so horrible that when he made me a mix of his wife's favorite hits for me to listen to I instantly signed it to roadrash.

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Chelvis

chinese elvis impersonator or look-a-like

An Asian greaser biker wannabe should be called Chelvis.

7👍 5👎

pull it bullets

male slang for reaching climax through masturbation aka cumming, busting fat nuts, ocean spraying, fire hydrant, {shooting shoestrings}

When I'm all alone and I think of Paul's wife I rub my cock until I shoot mad pull it bullets.

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treasure box

jewelry box used to stash marijuana and marijuana paraphernalia

Paul stashes all his weed in his treasure box to hide it from his wife.
We should find Paul's treasure box, pinch a noticeable amount of weed out of it, and watch him sketch by making him think his wife is finally on to him after all this time.

5👍 5👎

shetta

shit

Paul's wife accidentally clogged the guest bathroom toilet with a massive shetta after she consumed way too many of her famous homemade flautas and chimichangas.

This chili's gonna make me shetta!

Oh Shetta!! I just went shetta in my pants. woops!