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A term used for indie games on Nintendo platforms.
Nintendo fanboys eat this up as the reason why people buy a Nintendo switch, in reality no one cares for the garbage on the eShop. People buy Nintendo consoles for Mario and Zelda.
Half of the Nindies were ported from Steam, often from garbage, that no one bought.
Person 1: Aside from Mario and Zelda, what other games are there to try?
Nintendo fanboy: NINDIES! There's this game that was on Steam being ported over!
Person 1: Yeah I mean more games like 3D platformers.
Nintendo fanboy: buy ninides!
Person 2: SHUT UP! No one cares for that piece of wank that clogs up the eShop. Half the fucking games were ported from Steam because they suck and go on sale for like $1 every 2 weeks.
Steam Crapware Developer: I am proud to announce my game is coming to Nintendo Switch!
Nintendo fanboys: YAY MORE NINIDES!!!
Sane person: Didn't this game get given away and goes on a 90% sale because no one bought it?
Nintendo fanboys: SHUT UP.
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an insane amount of celulite in the thighs, cottage cheese thighs
wow that girl has some serious jiggle jiggle!
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Nelson Muntz is the school bully in the TV show "The Simpsons" his catchphrase is "HA HA!" which he expresses if he spots another character's misfortune. On a few cases however, the tables turned on him and everyone laughs at his misfortune.
He wears a vest over a t-shirt with shorts and is quite fat.
He is not as tough as he seems as in many episodes he has a secret enjoyment with cooking.
Nelson is in Bart's class and in the early episodes of The Simpsons he was Bart's Bully and in later episodes he and Bart became friends.
*Lisa walks out of a Barbers*
Nelson Muntz: Ha ha.
*Lisa Puts a hat on and walks off*
*Old lady falls into a bin*
Nelson: *Points* Ha ha!
*A very tall man drives by in a small car*
Nelson: *Points* HA HA!
*car stops*
Nelson: Crud.
Tall man: Do you find something comical about my appearance while I was driving my automobile?
Nelson: Yeah.
Tall man: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
Nelson: I guess so.
Tall man: Whatdja, would you like it if I made fun of your misfortune. HUH? Maybe we should find out!
*Tall man pulls Nelson's pants down*
Tall man: Now MARCH!
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1.) A funny misspelling of the word fuck
2.) Illiterate people spell fuck like this because they are to lazy to take another second out of their life to add a c.
3.) To bypass word filters that block swearing.
1.)
Person 1: Hi, how are you?
Person 2: Terrible, this punk just told me to fuk off.
Person 2: *fuck
Person 1: Haha.
2.) u r a prik fuk off u bastard
3.) Google Search: Cee Lo Green Fuck You lyrics
*ACCESS DENIED: BAD LANGUAGE/The word "fuck" has been filtered because Google Safesearch is active.*
Google Search: Cee Lo Green Fuk You lyrics
About 722,000 results.
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YouTube is a video sharing website.
It used to be the best website out but lately it has gone downhill.
Most of YouTube's comments are spam, racism, stupid, offensive, internet memes, scams or viruses. (They have a link in them)
1.)YouTube: Your channel will be forced to the new design.
Meisgreat36: I don't like the design.
Someoneelse21: Me neither, change it back.
urgaysukmycok: IF U DONT CHANGE IT BACK ILL FUCKING COME AND KILL U.
*YouTube ignore everything*
2.) Watching Eminem music video
Comment 1:eminem sucks he is 2 overrated <negative votes
Comment 2: Hi there I have no money to advertise so all I'm left with is spam.
I am a 15 year old rapper from (insert country here) and Eminem has inspired me to rap. If you could just click my name and give me a like, it'll mean the world to me.
Good day, god bless. < 20 thumbs up.
Comment 3: @hsoiti I know I can't believe Rihanna released her sex tape *spam link that is a virus* < 25 thumbs up.
Comment 4: THUMPS UP IF UR LISTENING TO THIS IN 2012!!!!!111!!1!
Comment 5: No im listening to this in 1500 bc on my istone.
3.) Found a trick video.
*white man dancing*
iamaretard32: FUK U NIGGER
PersonIntellegent45: You do know that is a derogatory term for a man with black skin don't you? He has white skin so your argument is invalid.
iamaretard32: ILL KILL U IF I KNEW WHERE U FUKING LIVE.
4.) Me watching Eminem music video, The Way I am on VEVO's channel:
I sit back with this *censored* bag of this *censored* it gives me the *censored* need to be. The moment *censored* *censored* *censored*
5.) Me watching some random video.
Suggestions "MEGAN FOX NAKED!!!!"
Legit thumbnail.....
*CLICK*
"Hey wuts up YouTubers?? Now I'm gonna ask you'll something......"
6.) THUMBS UP IF THE UPLOADER IS GAY!!!!!
7.) This video contains content from (company's name here) who have blocked it in your country on Copyright grounds.
Sorry about that. :/
8.) I used to listen to Justin Bieber..... then I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!!!
9.) *Somespammer54 has sent you a message*
Hi I see you could use a few subscribers so visit this website and you'll earn a load of subs in a week!!!
*link to a scamming website*
10.) wuz dis recorded by a potato?
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