Swampthang

Ugly woman who wears revealing clothing with out revealing anything you'd want to see. Most likely to be seen at swimming pools, beaches, or any place where people are gathered in the summer months.
Swampthang's have no discernible breasts, or they have saggy, wrinkled breasts. Stick thin legs and arms, no butts, and faces that look like rawhide.

No dear, its just a Swampthang.

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Ree-Tard

A Ree-Tard is somebody so stupid that the normal term 'retard' isn't enough.
This is a person who uses all caps when typing. Ignores punctuation, spelling and sentence structure when posting online.
Ree-Tard's are always off topic, haven't the slightest clue as to what they are doing, and when you point out that they are acting retarded they morph into Ree-Tard's and attack you with misspelled, poorly worded and overly mis -punctuated emails or posts.

God! That Ree-Tard is texting me again!

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mowtivation

The sudden urge for your neighbor to go out and mow his lawn when you go out to mow yours.

Mom:Everyone is mowing their lawns today,wtf?
Kid:Those lazy lardbutts must have gotten some mowtivation from Mr Jones.

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