Hess

A symbol, of Mentel retardation. Warning: Buying your son a Hess truck is the retardation equivalent of giving him ten Bionicles, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess related autism. Please, we need your help.

Guy one: "I heard your son started playing Sonic games." Guy two: "Yeah, he hasen't been the same since we got him that Hess Truck"

Squad

A squad is what assholes refer to as their group of friends. Not to be confused with squad goals, which is what white people say when they think they have friends, but no one with any friends has ever said that.

"Yo, me and my squad gonna do some shit tonight."
"My squad got: Barry B Benson, Bye man, Nagasuckysuckyfivedorrar, BofA. D. Da bi bye man, whomst real name is Bye man but we already got a bye man so this one is called the bi bye man cuz he is also bi, T. apedat flex, da Buyby Mann with two n's because the bye bye man with one N is the bi bye man, Jankeyer Juses, and Dabyebyeman. Jr. Whos real name is Dabyebyeman but since we already got a bi bye man we had his dad change his name to Dabyebyeman so Dabyebyeman Jr. would be different from da Bi bye man."

"Alright, bye bye, man."

Hess Trucks

Buying your son a Hess truck is the Retardation equivalent of giving him ten bionics, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess Related mental retardation.
If someone says: "Give Me back my HESS TRUCK MOM IM PICKLE REEEE." then contact us immediately to get help.

I like Hess Trucks

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Moistenising

(PrenouncedMois-ten-i-zing). An adjective that describes a noun that makes things very moist. yeah. I like moist. It, even more, moisterising with accent marks. mòïšt. Møìšt îś vårÿ môïštęńīśįñg tô śâÿ.

I have a vary moistenising keyboard. Please, come to my basement, its very moistenising. Officer͡° ͜ʖ ͡°, these are my children, they are vary moistenising. î ñęvér brökê óūt ãf ā moistenising cèłł, stôlę å çömpùtër ãńd púbłīšhėd mÿ wørd ín Ūrbâñ Dïçtīœńārÿ.

1234567890

Thease are numbers frequently used to get your ex-girlfriend back from that women steeling asshole Chang. A friend of mine once left a message saying "TAKE THAT EX GRILFRIEND! I DU NOW MATHS? DONT u REGRET DUMPNG ME FOR THAT ASIAN GUY NOW? HA ha HA ha Ha ah," I know that the Numbers are 1234567890" at 3:00am on thier Ex girlfriends Iphone.

1234567890 is a number of the alphabet.

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Indiana frog spotter

When you really dunk, and you think your having sex with a women, but you wake up the next day and its a frog from Indiana.

I was so wasted, I did an Indiana frog spotter

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THOT USER

A THOT user is someone who sounds like this: Yo dat ho be bitching on my shit man, I bee like WAAA yo u mess wit me you get what you get bich, Fuck U stank ass hood rat, I bee poppen on dat shit like U dontt nuw muy shit THOT A non THOT user sounds more like this: I most indubitably postulate the lady beside the Chiffonier to be a THOT.

"I hate hanging out with that guy, he is such a THOT user"

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