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A great competitor to Florida Man, except it's older and wiser, usually from the United States
Local Man dive bombs skull into McDonalds sign, survives and punches chicken nuggets
"what the hell"
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What would happen if Greg Heffley was named after a body function.
"Yo ima take a Greg!"
"Villager number 14 is on the scene."
*insert theme here* villager news
The year it's going to get worse
"It can't possibly get any worse, 2020 and 2021 is already a pain! I hope 2022 is better..."
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Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper
"Who's Santa Claus?"
"Oh, he breaks into houses on Christmas and leaves behind presents"
The enemy of Local Man, does really casual stuff
"Express Man does normal stuff, wow we have a slow news day"