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Best Friend

A person who is there for you, and you guys do everything together. He is the person you love the most.

Howard: You're my best friend
Raj: You're my best friend!

Quiz: who is this?
Correct answer: MY best friend

by notbarneystinson June 6, 2020


Yellow Umbrella

An umbrella in the TV series How I Met Your Mother. Tracy leaves it at a bar on St, Patrick's day, and Ted finds it and keeps it until he leaves it in Cindy's apartment in season 5. Tracy, being Cindy's roommate, gets her umbrella back. When Ted and Tracy finally meet, they argue about whose umbrella it really is.

Yellow Umbrella

Ted: That's my umbrella. I left it at Cindy's. You totally stole my umbrella.
Tracy: What? No, I didn't!

by notbarneystinson June 6, 2020

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Baby mama

Your baby mama is when you accidentally get a woman pregnant-- oopsie daisy-- but you two aren't together. If a pregnancy is the result of a one-night-stand, she's your baby mama and you are her baby daddy. Sometimes you two can agree to raise the child as single parents, but in cases like How I Met Your Mother (Barney's mom), the baby mama will raise the kid on her own.

Anyone: Wait, who's Delilah?

Me: she's my baby mama.

by notbarneystinson August 19, 2020


pants

clothing that you wear on your legs. there are lots of kinds of pants. they are comfy and keep you warm in the spring. you can wear them all the time unless you're wearing a dress or a skirt or you just don't roll that way.

Person 1: I have to go put on my pants
Persin 2: Why aren't you wearing pants
Person 1: leaves

by notbarneystinson September 5, 2020