britney fignut

A term used to describe the perfect woman, especially when used to describe the perfect woman for a single-and-looking hot bachelor.

Operator: "Hello?"
Me: "Can you connect me to a Britney Fignut please?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, no listings for Britney Fignut in the current area."
Me: "Dammit, not yet. Looks like I'm gonna be single this Spring Break..."