Footdick

its a dick on your feet...

Her, Put your feet in my vagina
Him: ok
Her, why does it feel like a dick...
Him: I have footdick

Womp womp 💀

you just saw someones mom die on tiktok

Tiktokker: My mom just died
You in the comments: Womp womp 💀

dad lore

A story your dad tells you about his life before you were born

Kid: Dad, tell us some dad lore
dad: okay, I used to be a knife salesman and I accidentally cut myself. I went to the hospital and I actually sold a knife to the doctor

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AMDophobe

Someone who hates AMD, and will not buy a prebuilt using them or use them in any of their (personal) builds

Joe: Bro, Kyle is an AMDophobe.
Spencer: I know right?