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Yeonjun safezone

Defined as a popular Youtube copypasta used on a comment section for any video that is loosely defined as "Cringe". Originating from Korea, it is assumed that partaking in what the comment says supposedly grants a sort of supernatural protection from the video's contents.

The steps to partake in the "Yeonjun safezone" are to oblige with what the commentator says to join the safezone, being most often to like the comment.

All effects are placebos in nature and the commentator's intentions are either to gain likes via false advertising, or are by smaller unknowing children who do not know the meaning behind the phrase.

"LIKE TO ENTER THE YEONJUN SAFEZONE ONLY 32 UNDECILLION SEATS LEFT!"

by noteast September 2, 2023


Opposite day

CLEARANCE LEVEL 6 REQUESTED
ACCEPTED

ENTER LOG

Containment risk:
Keter
Description:
Opposite day is a paradoxical phenomenon where everything that exist is inverted to a sort of countered self. So every color would be inverted, the flow of time would be inverted, etcetera. Any notion towards an object with opposite day will mean that the concept will have permanently been altered. It is currently unknown how many concepts have been switched to current day knowledge.

Containment procedures:
Do not utilize the phrase "Opposite day" in any serious conversation. Utilizing the phrase with understanding of it's thaumaturgical powers should be immediately counteracted with the "Opposite day" to cancel out it's potential effects.

Addendum 1
8/17/1959

A terrorist impersonating American President Dwight E. Eisenhower utilizes the Opposite day phenomenon to cause chaos. Mild destruction caused.
Suspected inversions:
-The color of cashews
-The color of Saturn's northern hexagon formation
-A suspiciously high amount of school holidays

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Michael(9): "There's no school. It's opposite day!"
Sarah(31): "Well then Opposite day to whatever you just said.. You are going to school young man."

by noteast July 3, 2023