thoe

Alternate spelling (with alternate pronunciation) of the name Theo, generally considered more casual and thus clocking in at no.3 in the top 10 men's names of all time (ranked by overall goodness) behind Theo (no.2) and Gary (no.1).

Person 1 (on the phone): "Hello, is that Theo speaking? I'm calling about the urgent medical advice your requested"
Person 2 (on other end of phone): "Hello, yes, but you can call me Thoe"
Person 1: "Oh that is a great name but it's a shame you're not called Gary"
Person 2: "Yeah but atm my name is on the top 10 list twice which it wouldn't be if i were called Gary"
Person 1: "That's tru but Gaz has got to make the top 50 right?"
Person 2: "Yeah of course but everyone and their mum's name is in the top 50"
(conversation continues)