assforest

The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien.

Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror but the crack was obscured by the assforest I didn't know I had goin on!

porange

The color a woman appears after applying excessive amounts of make up. Commonly seen with high-school girls and adult film stars.

"Look at her, she's porange!" and/or "She has some porange on her shirt."