National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

Straightlessness

the silent suffering of basil

"That kid over there's probably suffering from straightlessness, damn."