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The fear that somewhere, somehow a turtle is watching you.
Timmy has Chelonaphobia.
Has a deep voice and makes wack music
Cool content creator but his fanbase is fucking annoying
Jim: âhave you heard corpse husbands voice? iâm bouta cum.â
normal: âbut have you seen his fanbase? braindead people.â
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The person who goes by this name is definitely most handsome, funny and nice guy you will ever meet. Firstly he will seem kinda odd, but when you are going to know him better, he will turn out to be very soulful. If you have a Constantin keep him and never let him go. Itâs probably the best thing that can happen to your life. Professional advice: Get yourself a Constantin as friend/bf !
Oh and he definitely has a big dick.
(person): âwhy are you so happy?â
(girl): âbecause my boyfriend is a Constantin and always makes me happyâ
(some person): âoh wow iâm so jealous. how can a person be as perfect as Constantin?â
(girl): âthere is no possible way to be as perfect as these people. sorry BRO you fucked upâ
The end of the story: the person commits genocide out of jealousy.
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