fungus face

a beard, heavy whiskers

that fungus face over there has more hair round his chops than Santa

beard hairy face stubble face growthunshavenwhiskers

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crust

This is Cockney rhyming slang for head (shortened from crust of bread = head).

Listen to Lazy Sunday Afternoon by The Small Faces and you'll hear the lyrics 'they're doing me crust in' - In other words the neighbours are doing his head in

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gorge out

Stuffing your face, pigging out, completely over-indulging in something

I had a real gorge out out on deep-pan pizza and prosecco last night

I had a good gorge out on some 70s choons on Saturday

taking the piss

It's now often used when people take liberties and don't care about the consequences, for instance someone living in a nice house and trashing it or ridings roughshod over neighbours, knowing he won't get evicted by the authorities.

Now he's taking the piss. He had his music cranked up again last night and parks in our parking space.

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rag me up

rile, irritate, provoke

if you rag me up again parking in my space I'll have you nicked

rile irritate harasschaferankleget under your skintaunt

Twizzy

Probably a combination of 'twirl' and 'dizzy'. When kids in the 60s, a bigger stronger person would give you a 'twizzy' by standing behind you and lifting you up under your armpits and twirling you round.

Give me another twizzy, Uncle Bob!

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Twizzy

Back in the day as kids, someone who picked you up off the ground from behind, arms round your belly, and twirled you round and round in a circle until you were dizzy. Probably a combination of twirl and dizzy

Give me another twizzy, Uncle Jack!

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