Briley

An incredibly sexy girl who is addicted to Yahoo Answers and makes her rounds in the Religion and Spirituality section. She's incredibly stubborn but has the cutest face when she gets pissed off. She manipulates men, chewing them up and spitting them out. She died her hair auburn, simply because everyone liked her as a blonde. She is an unpredictable creature out to destroy the male species. Briley is an incredible writer, beer pong player, and she is dangerously attractive. If you cross paths with her, avoid eye contact at all costs. One day the entire world will know her name, but she'll never know mine.

Boy #1: What the hell is Briley doing??

Boy #2: Dancing in the rain.

Boy #1: But it’s freezing outside…..and she’s in a thin white dress with no bra on.

Boy #2: Yeah, that’s how she rolls. She's got great boobs right?

Boy #1: *drools* yeah, but she is insane.

Boy #2: I know. She's perfect.

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