Jenna Syndrome

A catastrophic, chronic illness that affects all areas of the nervous system, that leads to severe decline in empathy, poor quality of life, and increases in impulsivity and attention-seeking. The DSM (Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) V does not include this in their addition, but see other variations of personality disorders, including...

1. Schizoid Personality Disorder: characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment, and apathy.

OR

2. Dissociative Personality Disorder: characterized by a person's identity fragmenting into two or more distinct personality states. People with this condition are often victims of severe abuse of psychoactive substances.

AND at least 3 of the following symptoms: Emotional insecurity, social climbing, and psychopathic behavior.

Person 1: Hey, you heard what happened to Moe?

Person 2: No dude, wtf happened?

Person 1: He got Jenna Syndrome cause I don't have enough followers on my instagram :(

Coco Syndrome

In order to be diagnosed with Coco Syndrome, one or more the following symptoms must be present
-The person constantly leeches off of people with more popularity or a higher social status, see social climber

-They think they are hot shit even though they are CLEARLY not
-Must have fucked over more than 3 people
-Narcissistic, Toxic and/or Sociopathic tendencies

-Must have at least had one mental breakdown while under the influence

Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of what Brittany did?
Person 2: No, she's fake af

Person 1: Why is that?
Person 2: She has coco syndrome :(