truck bucket

A bucket used for defecating while in a truck (or other motor vehicle). For instance, while on a no-stop road trip or while involved in a police chase. See also baby bottle.

Earl: Pull over man, I gotta take a shit.
Jason: No way, the cops are right behind us. Just use the truck bucket.
Earl: Oh, right, I forgot about that.

baby bottle

A bottle used for urinating while in a moving vehicle, by a baby who can't hold it to the next stop. See also truck bucket.

Randy: Pull over man, I gotta take a piss.
Ethan: No way, we'll never get there if we have to stop for you every five minutes. Just use the baby bottle.
Randy: Oh, right, I forgot about that.

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