toats

A b3tan way of saying toast

Q) Is it tiem for toats yet?
A) No. It is teh tiem for fluff!
R) YAY!

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Horse Beagling

Verb:

To fist two horses with a beagle on each arm.

"You know when you are fisting a beagle and your arm gets stuck. You think S**t! What the f**k am I going to do? So you get another beagle and start fisting that. Then your arm gets stuck in that beagle. Now you're really screwed! So you decide that to fist a horse with each beagle. THAT'S Horse Beagling."

"The list goes on, you could fist the beagle whilst fisting a horse, whilst fisting and elephant, then a whale, then a dinosaur! Thats the great thing about Horse Beagling!"

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