lunchbox

Someone who used to work and can still work and has skills but chooses to draw unemployment and mooch off friends and family. The lunchbox typically is up on all the latest TV shows and often can discuss the characters on various soap operas with women while you are buying them drinks at the bar. Lunchbox gets laid, but goes ugly early because he is only a shell of the man he used to be.

He's called Lunchbox the same reason you call fat guys "Tiny" and bald guys "Curly." Lunchbox has no reason to put a meal into a container for transportation purposes or to be eaten later. Lunchbox has been konwn to subsist on jam sandwhiches- two pieces of bread pressed, or "jammed" together, for weeks at a time. Additionally, the Lunchbox tends to become nocturnal and uses the phrase "crack of noon" frequently.

Glen, have you heard from Lunchbox recently?

Dude, I took Tuesday off to go to the dump, stopped by his apartment and we smoked me out of weed in 20 minutes.

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Goldenrod

A middle management type in a sales organization who resides primarily outside the boundaries of responsibility and accountability.

His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "Chip" or "Skip."

His skillset is major ass kisser to people with money.

His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.

Indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.

Dude, have you seen Chip today? He was supposed to be on a conference call.

No dude, Goldenrod is caddying for John Daly in Thailand this week.

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