Dappers

A pair of shoes that are either funny looking, strange, or somewhat exuberant. Mosty worn buy businessmen, or people who have little fashion sense. Although technically any pair of shoes could be classed as dappers. To call someone a "dapper" would be insulting to them as it would imply that they are a lot like strange shoes

Wow, look at those dappers!

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Stovetop

Hot, as in temperature, but could theoretically be used to describe an attractive woman.

Man, it's madd stovetop out here, it must be 95 degrees outside.

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