ntime

Related to Microsoft minutes, except the time given by a person is exponentially higher than presented

N: I'll be there at 5:30!
D: We've been waiting for Nadia for over 2 hours, where is she? She only lives 20 minutes away, did she get lost or killed?
A: Nah, she's talking in ntime. You should add at least 1.5 hours to any time she gives you. She should be here soon
*7:45*
N: Sorry I'm late! I left at 5 but had to complete some documents, talk to a friend, have an eye surgery, meet the Jetsons, quick trip to mars, buy milk, find the meaning of life, have an existential crysis, yell at people on the road, listen to Taylor Swift's full album, raise a chicken and eat it's eggs
N: OH and for the remaining 2 hours I was getting ready to leave