robocunt

A robotic cunt that you have sex with. It vibrates and excretes a sweaty lubricant. Some robocunts are also available with shitting abilities, whereby they shit on the users balls, at random intervals.

Wow, look at that cunt!!!! Hold on, its robotic, it must be a robocunt, Perhaps i can get it to shit on my balls and face.

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Vegetarian

A vegetarian is a woman who doesn't like sausage, so instead, she jams long, fat fruit and vegetables up her cunt. Nice!

"Oh Im so sick of the men in this city, im going to turn vegetarian and jam some fruit up my cunt. Yay!"

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Cunt Fork

The cunt fork is an activity, wherby an individual jams a fork in their Cunt. Great fun

"Ow, i'm so lonely and bored. That fork sure looks shiny, maybe i'll jam it in my cunt."
"hey sweety, can i cunt fork you"

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