Tof Reknin Day

The day when you're finally able to get your hard revenge for being wronged.

Tough Reckoning Day.

Tuff Reckonin' Day.

Tof Reknin Day.

You know that guy who took the parking space I was waiting on? When I get my hands on that guy it'll be a Tof Reknin Day.

Kaytilu

A rather funny person

a comedian can only be a Kaytilu if they make me laugh

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pooperdooper

"An idiot or moron", originated from street language.

"My sister is a pooperdooper cause she stole my candy."

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jagfuck

Someone in an organization who causes more harm than good. Presumably the merging of "fucker" and "jagoff".

That jagfuck just spent the entire meeting trying to get his laptop to work with the projector.

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magical fruit

beans, for the make you toot.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot, the more you toot, the better you feel, so eat beans for every meal.

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pee-pee

The male reproductive organ.

I love ninjas with every part of my body, including my pee-pee.

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Straight Edge

People who don't want to destroy their bodies, and brains with toxins. These people, like myself, find it funny that some people who do enjoy drinking and smoking feel the need to insult them. It's a lifestyle fucktards. Deal with it. :)

Stoner: Hahaha straight edge faggot. Why don't you have some fun and get fucked up like us cool kids.
sXe: Naw. but have fun getting messed up man ;)

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