crime fighter

a sex partner.

Idle hands do the devil's work.

If one keeps those hands on someone else, less mischief more monkey biz.

She's a ruthless crime fighter. We made her room safe for hours. She tagged, bagged and totally busted me.

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schlong

adv. a masculine superlative noun modifer. Something agressive & powerful.

Harley-Davidson are rude neighbors: they creep through the neighborhood with engines rumbling on '11.'

Riding one though, that's a schlong ride.

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