NHS

A money laundering cult of socialist fanatics who claim that paying hundreds of billions of pounds in a year to not even be able to speak to a GP, let alone get any decent treatment, is somehow better than having a sameday appointment with a doctor of your choosing. Frequently criticises other health models that outperform it in all meaningful metrics, such as patient outcomes. The worst "healthcare" system on the planet. A slush fund for pharmaceutical companies at taxpayer expense. Makes it next to impossible to afford private care as it soaks up all your money in taxes, and doesn't even give accurate information so you can claim on private insurance.

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IngSoc: We will close tax avoiding loopholes to fund the NHS!
Billionaire donor: But our moneyz!
IngSoc: Don't worry, we'll recycle it back to you through dodgy contracts on the NHS money laundering scheme!

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Pro NHS propaganda: The only blemish on the NHS is its poor record on keeping people alive!