Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.

"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."

Santaism

Spending your Christmas day worshiping Santa Claus and the tall tales of Christmas. Not to be confused with satanism.

"Only 364 More days until the next Christmas; boy I can't wait for it."
"Wow, you must be deep into santaism..."

Back to school shits

When it comes time to go back to school and your very nervous, so you get the shits badly.

"Dude, I'm getting nervous because I have to go back to school in a week."
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"

Mocho-democracy

A race of semi-democratic individuals who tend to favor the opposite of Eminem's hit song, White America.

"Ben Carson should win in 2016 because our country is now a mocho-democracy. "