Back to school shits

When it comes time to go back to school and your very nervous, so you get the shits badly.

"Dude, I'm getting nervous because I have to go back to school in a week."
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"

Retard stuck in a net

When you say or do things that trap you in a situation.

"I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."

Santaism

Spending your Christmas day worshiping Santa Claus and the tall tales of Christmas. Not to be confused with satanism.

"Only 364 More days until the next Christmas; boy I can't wait for it."
"Wow, you must be deep into santaism..."

Mocho-democracy

A race of semi-democratic individuals who tend to favor the opposite of Eminem's hit song, White America.

"Ben Carson should win in 2016 because our country is now a mocho-democracy. "