Social glue

(n.) A person that has multiple friends that don’t interact with eachother unless they happen to hang out together with that one person.

Ashley: Henning asked if you wanted to hang out with us after the lectures?
Tian: Sure. It is just the three of us or did he invite those friends from his high school again?
Ashley: Of course he did, he’s such a social glue...

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Dick pic

A picture of your dick.

- Hey, how was you date last night?
- She couldn't make it, so I sent her a dick pic to keep her in mood.

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