lift to virginia

When you gave your mate a lift to his destination and in that destination, he loses his V card.

'yo can I get a lift to her house'

'What a lift to Virginia?'

Concrete College

From the infamous Mr Layhe, concrete college is where you go after high school as white trash living in a trailer park. It is used metaphorically to describe prison/jail.

"They'll head straight back to concrete college after I bust them, Randy"