when you have an itch and you can't itch it you say "nutella pubes"
john:"how are you?"
steve:"suffering with nutella pubes"
the involuntary outburst of finger movement over a communication device that causes letters, words or phrases to be written unintentionally
"shall we go to the cinema tomorrow? FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"
"bob your textourettes, is playing up again"