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Area Man lives in every area. He needs an area for uninhibited slack, negligence and laziness without any guilt, problems, questions, decisions, backtalk or bullshit. You don't disturb Area Man. You don't bother Area Man. Area Man just needs room to be Area Man in an increasingly shitty world where Area Man cannot fully realize his potential or fulfill life's petty demands. Let Area Man be Area Man.
Bob is sitting in a dark basement hungover and does not want to be disturbed as he is an Area Man.
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When you smear a whole can of tuna in a girl's pussy and eat it clean
Crazy ho wanted an Atlantic City Tuna Melt and I said hell no!
Arrogantly displaying machismo for peer approval, often in competition with other men
Jimmy wanted to flex nuts and show he was the baddest of them all but ended up getting arrested
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