Edward Cullen

A sorry excuse for a vampire. Instead of doing something incredibly awesome like exploding in the sun, he instead ruins the opportunity and glitters like a disney fairy. If blade were nearby, he would decapitate edward without even a second thought. Edward is pale to the point that most people would assume that he has skin cancer. He is the reason that global warming should be allowed to continue.

Becka: I Loooove Edward Cullen

Sam: Shut up ho

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