Moroccan Handshake

This is when you grab a person from behind (preferably buttocks) and shake it like it's a hand.

Leticia walked into the bar and saw her boyfriend's ex-wife, Victoria standing there with some male friends. Leticia walked up to Victoria and gave her a Moroccan Handshake and winked to the men. This lightened the mood for Leticia and created havoc with Victoria.

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Penis Sniffer

A person who sniffs the penis of his/her significant other for fidelity verification.

**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.

1. Maria tired of always asking Joe where he'd been every time he came home late. She became a "penis sniffer" to confirm her suspicions that Joe was cheating on her. (She also suspected that it Veronica from the accounting department, but first thing first.)

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