titty elbow

The art of brushing up against a woman's breast using your elbow. Usually done in crowded areas (bars, clubs, sporting events).

Note: More often than not, guys will keep score throughout the event.

As Denise passed by, I pretended to read my watch to put myself in easy position for a titty elbow.

10👍 5👎

hot tongue sandwich

While having your salad tossed, you squeeze your ass cheeks together and rip a fart on the unsuspecting victim's tongue.

Mary was never the same after experiencing a hot tongue sandwich.

13👍 14👎