fuckmonkey

Someone who continually screws up

"Jim missed another deadline? What a fuckmonkey!"

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Old fella

Slang term for a penis.

"Jim whipped his old fella out to take a leak"

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Pull the other one

Sarcastic response to someone who is taking the mickey

Shortened version of "Pull the other one, it's got bells on it."

"A truthful politician? Pull the other one!"

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