germanian

Any overly large young men who look like they could slot easily into one of the fighting scenes of the move 'Gladiator'

DAMN Scotty you a huge bitch, straight up germanian mo'fo'

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wumpkin

A lonely Blumpkin. Masturbating while dropping the kids off at the pool.

I went in to use the gas station bathroom and the girl behind the counter was a fox, so decided I needed an efficient wumpkin to release the tension.

10👍 14👎