Muddy Carpetbagger

The Muddy Carpetbagger is the act of dipping a scrotum in chocolate pudding and inserting it into a vagina or anus.

Bob and I had gay relations and I gave him a Muddy Carpetbagger.

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Charlottesville Earwax

A Charlottesville Earwax is where caramel sauce is heated slightly, then a penis is dipped into said sauce and then used for ear sex.

I heard he gave his girlfriend a Charlottesville Earwax and now she is deaf in one ear.

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