Socks full of rocks

A womans breasts which are saggy, and/or lumpy.
A reason for an old natural D or DD cup to have a boob job.
Saggy Tits, especially those which are large and old.

John asked, "Scott, do you think Cindy is do-able?" Scott replied, "Yeah, but those titties are saggy, like socks full of rocks, I'm afraid I might get a black eye."

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Lint Balls

A condition caused by shagging a skinny or anorexic woman.

If a woman is very skinny and /or has no ass, she can cause 'lint balls' by causing a man to drag his testicles across the bed sheet while he copulates with her, thus picking up lint.

Used to describe a slender or thin woman, or one with no curves.

A chick with no ass.

Roberto asked Fred, "Hey man, would you bang Jenny?"
"No way," Fred replied, "She's too scrawny, I might get lint balls. I need a girl with some booty!"

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Brown Santa

The UPS delivery person. Sometimes used in reference to purchasing oneself goods, rather than buying for others.

Check it out, Brown Santa came to my house yesterday, and gave me a new bike!

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